Thursday, December 15, 2005

what i NEED to buy

the word need is thrown around a lot. i heard someone say not too long ago that they NEED a manicure. let's just say i had a response. so, what does Jake need to buy? well, i'll tell you...say it with me now...

A MACHETE

that's right, need. i have to cut the grass in the backyard of the house i will be moving to. don't think i've seen a lawnmower for a while. i've seen a fair amount of animals that will eat your grass, but there's only a rabbit in my backyard, and s/he's not doing the job. so, i am going to mow the lawn with a machete. don't try and tell me you're not jealous.

3 comments:

Berne said...

Uh oh...Jake and sharp objects! Watch Out Guatemala!!

Jake said...

YOU need a goat.

i don't know what that means.

Julie said...

do not kill the rabbit or i will come and beat you up.
and it will hurt.