and the answer is

that was some great participation. very good answers, i chuckled. someone got incredibly close. she's not on vacation, they're not worms, and weren't causing any REAL ploblems, only blocking the digestion of some things being eaten. more of a diet really. There WERE some parasites hanging out in my belly. the face meant, "i know a fly just flew into my coffee, but i've already got giardia, so i'm gonna drink it anyways". that's what is fun about parasites. once you've got em, who cares? eat what you like. it's rather liberating. i did buys some pills, there's four of them, you take them all at once (i like to think of them as "depth charges"). luckily they don't cause any adverse reaction in the good ol' intestinal tract, just kill the giardia.

it'll be fun

so here's the game...what does this face mean? Leave it in a comment, or keep it to yourself. Unacceptable answers would be anything unclever like "i'm dumb", "i like john deere", "why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see (that would have been clever, you know, seinfeld). answer is coming soon.

my quarterly globalization report

so this is where i complain about how america is invading my life in ways i wish it wouldn't. not "invading" in a good way folks. if papa john's decided to open up around the corner, i'm not complaining. if netflix "invades", i'll hold the door open for them. this report mostly involves how i heard a terrible song from the america (if you say the ukraine, can't you say the america). HOWEVER, when i am sitting here trying to use the internet, and whatever that song was from the titanic movie comes on IN AN INSTRUMENTAL VERSION PLAYED BY KENNY G OR SOME OTHER CLOWN!!!, i am upset. That just happened. Makes me want to do non peaceful things.

i got nothing

there are things to blog about, the doctors that were here again, good news for chickens, the caramel rolls i made last weekend, that ¡t's raining, the entire box of cereal i ate today, blah blah blah....

but i'm lazy right now.