Friday, May 18, 2007
my quarterly globalization report
so this is where i complain about how america is invading my life in ways i wish it wouldn't. not "invading" in a good way folks. if papa john's decided to open up around the corner, i'm not complaining. if netflix "invades", i'll hold the door open for them. this report mostly involves how i heard a terrible song from the america (if you say the ukraine, can't you say the america). HOWEVER, when i am sitting here trying to use the internet, and whatever that song was from the titanic movie comes on IN AN INSTRUMENTAL VERSION PLAYED BY KENNY G OR SOME OTHER CLOWN!!!, i am upset. That just happened. Makes me want to do non peaceful things.
2 comments:
jake,
kenny g is a very talented and accomplished musician. i am appalled that you would refer to him as a clown so flippantly and as though he is somehow below papa john's and netflix. if kenny g was a pie, he'd be cherry (for those who are confused, that comes from a really annoying country song that jake loves, only it compares cherry pie to something other than kenny g).
warm regards--
jdo
that heaven pie cherry song, hadn't thought of that in a while. i might have almost enjoyed that song, it's dum, but not super annoying dum.
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