Tuesday, November 28, 2006

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what CAN'T you do with a machete?!

not often thought about uses for machetes that i have witnessed:

1. Cutting block. you know, the block you use to build a wall. you masons and your chop saws, silly.

2. Chipping paint. yes, it's true. how much more fun must that be with a machete?

and my favorite...

3. Mounting a tire. This is the best. know why? because you get to use TWO machetes at once. have you ever held two machetes at a time? No? well i have. it was pretty much the coolest feeling i have ever had.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, Macho Machette Man! But, can you pick your teeth with them?

Jake said...

the american dental assaciation recommends it over flossing.

Anonymous said...

Jake,
i have held two machettes and it was also perhaps the most powerful experience of my life. i am thinking of going into practice as a renal surgeon and using only machettes. what do you think-
jdo

Jake said...

renal means kidney in spanish. this leads to suggest that maybe the machetes would work. you pretty much speak spanish.

Anonymous said...

i have seen a guy cut his fingernails with a machette. Manicures....silly.

sara